Trump comedy gold!
The (tortured) Question
In preparation, obviously, I would assume for an indictment, what are your thoughts of her, because there’s some, discussion, that she may have some questionable background, you know, there’s some, her father may or may not have been a Black Panther, I think that was discussed. She’s had, perhaps, incorrect relationships with some of the people, some of the gang members that she’s also prosecuting right now, and can she give you a fair shake?
The (spaghetti) Answer
No, course not. Look, I don’t think the people of Georgia where I did very well. And I won it the first time and I won it, I think by much more the second time – I can say that about the whole election too – I don’t think they’d stand for it. This woman is not a capable woman. She’s a woman that has, and maybe she’ll change her mind, and I don’t know what she’s doing, I really don’t know, all I know is she could have done it two and a half years ago if she was gonna do something. It is about a perfect phone call. A call where I’m questioning the election. I’m telling them that in my opinion, the election was rigged, and they’re saying that I was, I did something incorr… I didn’t do anything, wrong. I believe I won that election by many, many, votes. Many, many hundreds of thousands of votes. That’s what I think. And, I expressed that on the phone call. And I said, I don’t know what the number was, like 11,000 or something. I said, “what I need is 11,000 votes”, I won this thing by hundreds of thousands of votes. That’s my opinion, and it’s a strong opinion, and I think it’s borne out by the facts and I think we’ll see that. But, she wants to, do something on a perfect phone call. This call I say was more perfect than my call with Ukraine which turned out to be a hell of a lot better than people even thought because I was right about Ukraine. When I said you should look into, and take a look at Biden, I called to congratulate Zelenskyy – nice guy, I called – and I get along real great with him, I get along great with Putin, and frankly I’ll have something worked out within literally 24 hours. I will get them to the table fast and we’ll get it worked out, because, people are dying at levels that nobody has ever seen. But when you look at that phone call, that original phone call with Ukraine, I was so right about that and I said, “what’s going on with Hunter Biden?” It turns out he worked for Burisma, took in all this tremendous amounts of money, and the Laptop From Hell was discovered. And b… a lot of… a lot of people, the first thing they said was, “wow… Trump got impeached for nothing! He was right. Actually, he got impeached and he was 100% right.” But people with courage, you know Bill Barr was a coward. He was afraid to do things, afraid he was going to be impeached. And I was very rough on him, I will say, I said, “you have to do something, you know, you have, you’re an American. You have to do something, Bill.” And he just was a coward. He was afraid to do anything. We need people of stature, we need people that are brave, we need people that are patriots. We don’t need cowards because we are fighting a radical Left fringe in this country, and I say it, you know, we have dangers from within and from without, but the dangers from within are more dangerous because the dangers from without, outside – China, Russia, etc – I can handle that, but these maniacs, these lunatics that we have in this country, that go from one scam to another, Russia, Russia, Russia, the Mueller hoax, you look at the Mueller report, after two and a half years they found no collusion, no collusion with Russia, you look at the fake dossier, the Steele dossier, fake, where the FBI gave him, offered him a million dollars if they, if he could support his own writings. He couldn’t do it. A total fake deal, they’re all fake stories. You look at the Pfizer[?] reports, look at the 51, just to bring it up to date, the 51 intelligence agents that said that the Hunter Biden Laptop From Hell was from Russia…. okay, and it turned out to be false and they know it. You look at the Twitter, and the FBI working together, you look at the DOJ and Facebook working together. You look at 2000 Mules, look at 2000 Mules, thousands, hundreds of thousands of tapes of people stuffing the ballet box, and this slob, Bill Barr is a slob, he’s a coward, he didn’t do anything, he couldn’t do anything, he wouldn’t do anything about it. And it’s a shame, and that was a mistake, you know I had some great people, really great people, but I had some that aren’t so good, Bill Barr was one of them, Bolton was an idiot, but Bolton was good for me because everyone thought he was crazy, so every time I walked into negotiation with a foreign country, they thought I was gonna blow them up, I was gonna go to war because he’s a maniac, and I was able to make great deals with these foreign countries, that was okay, but, I real, I know, I know the people, I know the best ones and the worst, I know the brave, the smart, the dumb, I know them all.
— Direct transcript from Newsmax interview, 9th August 2023.
Just think, this man was in charge of enough firepower to destroy our planet.
I find myself utterly fascinated by the unbroken word salads of this man. Listening to him give an answer to a SINGLE question (yes, just one question) remains a linguistic spectacle of gymnastic summersaults. Yet, seeing his answer written as text really highlights just how nonsensical they are. And as Feynman said, “If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t understand quantum mechanics.”
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